So, you’re interested in this attention-thievery racket

That’s smart. Of course, there’s no obligation at this point—but it’s good to investigate your options. To get down to brass tacks, I’ve created this handy form just for you—but you can email if you prefer.

So, let’s start at the beginning. Your name is , and you want to talk about:–

Say your piece. We can get into more detail later:–

In terms of a deadline…

If you were to describe your budget in terms of poker hands (aka US dollars), you’re…

Once I’ve had a chance to purse my lips, look thoughtful, and chomp a pipe or crayon or bit of twig or something, I’ll email you at and let you know the lay of the land.